Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Hi no Seijin · July 04, 2006, 01:06:54 PM

Because no one does. :P

Why not?

MagmarFire · July 04, 2006, 01:10:28 PM

Because we said so. :P

How's the weather?

JDog · July 04, 2006, 01:14:12 PM

More boring than my life.

Hi no Seijin · July 04, 2006, 01:18:09 PM

As hot as the First Circle of Hell from Dante's The Inferno.

Did any Gibdoes visit Egypt?

MagmarFire · July 04, 2006, 01:21:26 PM

Not yet; I have to send them there first. :P

Hi no Seijin · July 04, 2006, 01:35:05 PM

Why are diamonds hard?

MagmarFire · July 04, 2006, 01:38:25 PM

Because they're not easy.

Why is talc soft?

Hi no Seijin · July 04, 2006, 01:40:31 PM

Because it was commanded so.

Why don't atheists just let us Christians say God?

Evilbob · July 04, 2006, 01:53:05 PM

because they are robots!

MagmarFire · July 04, 2006, 02:00:44 PM

How come Cyclopes have only one eye?

Howl · July 04, 2006, 02:12:24 PM

cuz the other is on vaction

alex · July 04, 2006, 03:39:03 PM

what's in the egg howl?

JDog · July 04, 2006, 03:50:12 PM

Oak.
Why is rock hard?

MagmarFire · July 04, 2006, 06:38:16 PM

Because cotton is softer.

Why did I just jump off that cliff?

Darth Wyndisis · July 04, 2006, 06:39:59 PM

So you could get to the bottom and ask that question.

The Desert Colossus