Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Darth Wyndisis]

I can't tell you because I am dead.

What is the color of death?

[Hi no Seijin]

People say black, but they're wrong.  It's pink. :P

Do birds explode when they eat instant rice?

[MagmarFire]

They do if there's soy sauce in it.

What's the square root of infinity?

[Hi no Seijin]

It's the same as the square root of negative infinity.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[MagmarFire]

A wookchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

Do you laugh in the face of evil?

[dragon lord]

i do it every time i joke around with my cousin!
if weebil wobble why dont they fall down?

[Hi no Seijin]

They have a low center of gravity.

Will you take my bath for me?

[MagmarFire]

Okay! Mudbaths are always the best ones to take! :P JK.

Who's more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows?

[Hi no Seijin]

The wise man following them. :P

Is a;osghlak really necessary?

[JDog]

No

Why did the chipmunk cross the road?

[dragon lord]

to get revenge on the squirrel throwin acorns at him.
what would you do if you were in a tiny room with a pack of deadly veloci raptors? (this should be good! :D)

[Hi no Seijin]

Nothing.  They know I'm their master and that I can kill them all if they even think about harming me.

Should I?

[JDog]

Yes you should, go get those monsters.

[MagmarFire]

Is TP coming this fall? :P