I graduated!!

[JDog]

Well you sounded serious.

[Evilbob]

My school is a right fascist dictatorship.
there is a uniform, and it includes a tie. as in "pointless bit of cloth hanging from your neck".

[JDog]

That it is evilbob, which is why I never one, even when I have to dress up.

[Gamefreak]

A tie?  Seriously?

[JDog]

Ties, I hate them. Hey I should make a topic on School Dress Codes.

[Gamefreak]

And so you did.

[JDog]

Yeah, I posted that before I made the the other topic.

[Nabooru]

When I graduated Jr. high my grandma sent me swarovski crystals (a little graduating cap and diploma) and that is the brand that paris Hilton decorated her cell phone in. You know its quality stuff. The better part is I'm the youngest in the family and nobody else got anything when they went to high school.

[Hi no Seijin]

Wow.  Graduating from middle school?  It's not like your get to take a year off before you go to high school.  I'm sorry, but that seems kind of pointless.  But, hey, you got a gift, didn't you?

[JDog]

Who's Paris Hilton?

[Hi no Seijin]

   Paris Hilton is about the most idiotic celebrity the paparazzi report on.  She's only famous because she's rich and she's the heiress to the Hilton hotel chain.  She doesn't even know what a microwave is.  My paper reported that she parked in a handicapped spot and wondered if she is handicapped, but she's just too stupid to know that that spot is for people with a physical handicap.  Neanderthals were smarter than she is.  We can't even come up with a "Your IQ is so low" joke for her; she's that stupid.

[JDog]

I don't think she as a IQ and I think baby's are smarter then she is.

[Hi no Seijin]

Trust me, babies are smarter than Paris Hilton.

[JDog]

I think dogs and cats are smarter than she is.

[Hi no Seijin]

I've met rocks smarter than Paris Hilton.