Funny Jokes

[JDog]

Why did the tiger cross the road?

[dragon lord]

either:
to get to the other side
or: to eat everybody over there!

[JDog]

No, it was because the prices at 7 11 were on sell. Hehehe.

[alical]

A dog goes into a post office, buys some paper to send a telegraoh and on the paper he writes: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof. He gives it to the assistant who says "You have only written 9 words, you can send 10 for the same price".
The dog says "thats silly, it wouldn't make any sense"

[JDog]

A person working on this story right, and the guy writes, Why is the Grass Green, and then the writter goes, no no that stupid, he would never say that, and then the writter goes, unless I tell him to. And then he starts to write what he said before.

[Gamefreak]

Try to answer this riddle.




O RLY?

[JDog]

Thats a riddle? O Realy? Is that the answer.

[newbkyng]

this joke is rather mature:
A boy is sent to bed by his babysitter.
Boy: My mommy always reads me a story.
Babysitter: OK
Boy: My mommy usually comes into bed with me.
Babysitter: OK
Boy: My mommy usually turns out the lights
Babysitter: Err... OK
Boy: My mommy usually takes off her clothes.
Babysitter: *you have a freaky mom kid* Um.. er.. OK
Boy: My mommy usually lets me put my finger in her belly button
Babysitter: O...k *starts reading* Wait, thats not my belly button!
Boy: Thats not my finger either  ;D

[JDog]

Rather, I don't think jack would like that.

[newbkyng]

whos jack?

[Gamefreak]

1. The answer to my joke is YA RLY!

2. I'm not sure if you could get away with that here, newby.

[JDog]

 :o :o :o :o Um lets see, he's only the creator of Desert Colossus, or was that another joke, because your starting to scare me...

[newbkyng]

no joke im new here

[Gamefreak]

What if that's what you want us to think.

[JDog]

O....M....M....Y...Y...G...O..D... You must be new, when did you sign up? And you can go to the members list to see who he is. Im quite new here, and even I know who Jack is, he's quiet funny, sometimes.

Back on Topic... Just the fact that you don't know who the heck jack is, I thought it was a Joke, or you were speaking sarcasticly.