Endless Cheat game

[newbkyng]

Here's how it works - I'll start a cheat and you guys keep adding to it until it is unimaginably long.

eg - To play Wind Waker without the cel-shaded graphics, you must go to Outset and visit the fairy...

...then catch 3 fairys and use them while fighting a Big Octo. This will...

...make a tornado appear and suck you underwater. Underwater you will find...

And so on.

To be able to use weapons in houses in OoT you must first beat Phantom Ganon and then get Epona. Ride Epona to the entrance to Kokiri Forest and take out your Hookshot and aim for the...

[Mysterious F.]

...wall and you'll be drawn towards it and Epona will continue running unless you play Epona's Song. DON'T! As long as Epona runs, you can go to...

[The Postman]

L1,R1,Up,X,R2 sims 2 gnome cheat

[Mysterious F.]

Heh? What does that mean?

[The Postman]

Ps2

[Mysterious F.]

Ummm, the Z games aren't on the PS2.

[Nabooru]

Behind the great Deku Tree where...

[newbkyng]

...you will find a hole. Jump in to find...

[Gamefreak]

An emu!  The emu has been sent by Sephiroth and Master Chief to find the Triforce.  Pay it 500 rupess to....

[I_Flip_Vans]

...Dance! Dance its ass off, and then it ends...

Is this a joke? I mean this was a pretty... well no it wasnt amazing at all but whatever.

[Nabooru]

...It guides you to a weak spot in the hole, you blow it up and...

[newbkyng]

...you find an old guy sick in bed dying. He'l say you can revive him by...

[Gamefreak]

Having him dipped in a vat of chili!  After he is feeling better, give him a bomb and...

[MagmarFire]

...he'll give you unlimited ammunition, but only after you...

[Nabooru]

...Give a secret note to the chicken lady in Kakariko...