Quotes

[Darth Wyndisis]

Just for fun, let's post memerable quotes here.  Post anything from movies, to books, to parts of conversations you were involved in, to games, whatever.

Here's mine:

From the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "Misery:"

Annie Wilkes:  "This isn't what happened last week!  Have you got AMNESIA?  They just cheated us; this isn't fair!  HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!"

STAR WARS (couldn't resist):
Anakin:  "I killed them.  I killed them all.  They're dead, every single one of them.  And not just the men... but the women, and the children too.  They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!  I hate them!"  

A classmate asking be what I thought of the math portion of the MEAP test (Some stupid Michigan assessment test):

Classmate:  "So what did you think of that test?"
Me:  "Math is a waste of my time.  Did you know any of that stuff?"
Classmate:  "I understood some of it."
Me:  "I didn't remember much of the material.  I so wanted to burn that test."  (Zones out)
Classmate:  "Do you know how to do stuff with matrixes [sic]?"
Me:  "What? Huh?  Oh you mean like running on walls and s**t?"

[weienw]

XD

Nice, with the [sic]. Truly you are one of The Educated. *bows*

That's a good quote, though (your own). What grade were you two in when the classmate was asking about matrices (assuming he/she meant matrices)?

[Darth Wyndisis]

It was just this past school year.  I was a junior and he was a sophomore.

[bgrugby]

Hmm...

From 8-Bit Theater:
Black Mage: "Do you know what happens to a giant when it is blasted by a fireball?"
Fighter: "Err no...what?"
Black Mage: "The same thing that happens to everything else."
Fighter: "...Dude that line sucks."

Law & Order:
Coroner: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go remove a javelin from somebodys chest."
Det. Briscoe: "What made you get into this job?"
Coroner: "Free javelins."

And basically every line spoken from in the Simpsons.

[zeldafreak1997]

"Tina you fat lard get some dinner.. EAT THE FOOD!"

"BuT mY LIpS HurT ReaL BaD!!"~Napleon dynamite

[Marin]

Monty Python:
Naraarator: Then the company was traped in a cave and ran out of food so they ate Sir Robins ministrils. And there was much rejoicing.
Backround: Yeah!Flags wave.

[Jack]

Another good MP quote

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

[Red_Fury]

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." Henry Kissinger.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by not dying." Woody Allen.

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." Sam Goldwyn.

One more...

"If at first don't succeed,try,try, a couple of times more. Then quit there's no sense in making a fool of yourself." W.C Fields.

...and now I'm done.

[Darth Wyndisis]

THE STAND By Stephen King:

Randall Flagg:  "Liars sit in chairs; truth tellers just sort of... hunker down."


Weird/funny student in our school's auditorium.

Student: "MY NIPPLES ARE THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES!"

[zeldafreak1997]

banana fingers:"u look friendly."
monkey:*has the most sour/mean look on its face*
~banana fingers part 1

"shhh im catching little kids"~my friend lee when we couldnt find the kids we were baby sitting

"may i eat the lovely vittle?"~me when i wanted my friends cupcake

[weienw]

may i eat the lovely vittle?"~me when i wanted my friends cupcake

*grin* Hey--you do know what "vittles" are, right?

I guess for my contribution to the quotes list, you can find all of my self (by me) quotes at the bottom of the front page of this site: http://violasong.com/ (in the black area in the bottom of the window).

It'll say something like

(after several plates at a buffet) "There was a grunt, and a distinctively organic sound, as Weien switched stomachs." –Weien

The quote will randomly change each time you refresh the page, and there are quite a few of them ^^. Just things I've said that my sister (scarily enough for me) managed to remember and put up on her site.

[zeldafreak1997]

happy to see some1 knows what im talking about. anyways i have more quotes

"...link dont tell me your really gonna try to stuff that whole cream puff in your mouth!"
"hi hare heady hid."~forgotten goddess

"thats nothig i put make-up on my rat."~last week when me and my best friend were talking about her pouring milk on her cat

[Darth Wyndisis]

I guess for my contribution to the quotes list, you can find all of my self (by me) quotes at the bottom of the front page of this site: http://violasong.com/ (in the black area in the bottom of the window).

Ha ha!  I remember reading those back in the HA1 days.  A lot of them are quite funny.  I like the one that has something to do with skirting around the matter like a red hot jelly bean, with eyeballs.

[bgrugby]

Speaking of which I wish I could remember some of the classic quotes from HA1, I can't remember them but I know there were some classic ones.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I had that same thought a couple days ago.  Hmm...

*Thinking*