Quotes

[TP Zelda]

HOO HOO! U REMEBER GOOD!

[MagmarFire]

Napoleon: You went and ate all the freakin' chips, Kip!

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we all know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Napoleon: Since when, Kip!? You have the worst reflexes of all time!

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon: What!?

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try to hit me.

Napoleon: *walks down stairs* ...You're such an idiot...!

Kip: Let's see what your best move is...

Napoleon: ......*smacks Kip on the side of the head, with Kip retaliating with a smack on the side of Napoleon's head*

DINGDONG!

Napoleon: ...I'll go get it........SMACK! *runs to the door*

Kip: Geez!

[TP Zelda]

 u crack me up! do another! do another!

[MagmarFire]

Okay, okay.

Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex-Quon-Do self-defense system. After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be able to fight with the strength of a grizzly *gets kicked in the chest*, the reflexes of a puma *swipes away handgun*, and the wisdom of a man *has a woman in a headlock*. So, come by today for your free trial lesson!

[TP Zelda]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!  i love napoleon dynamite! its so good! another!

[MagmarFire]

Okay. This one is from the deleted scenes:

*Napoleon steps up to kick in kickball; Don's tossing*

Don: Hey, Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don: Hey, I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up?

Don: What did you say...!?

Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to say!

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

Napoleon: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!

Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon: Yeah, right! Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

Don: *walks up toward Napoleon and faces him threateningly* Step up, Napoleon.
Napoleon: .........SMACK! *runs off*

[Darth Wyndisis]

That is the best.  

I've been told I look like Napoleon Dynamite when I am bench pressing. :-\

[TP Zelda]

 HA HA HA HA! My brother cracked up whe we saw that! another! another! another!

[Darth Wyndisis]

Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

[TP Zelda]

I don't remember that...

[Darth Wyndisis]

It was when they were watching the home video of Uncle Rico throwing all the footballs.

[TP Zelda]

oh yeah. boring... i mean the football ,movie was BORING!

[MagmarFire]

Napoleon: *has Kip in a headlock* What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house!?

Kip: Napoleon, let me go! I think you're bruising my neck meat!

Napoleon: Fine! *lets go* What the heck are you guys doin'!? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot!?

Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off...

Napoleon: I did?

Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding?

Napoleon: A little bit...

*Rico walks into room, and both Napoleon and Rico stare at each other for a moment*

Rico: Hey, Kip. *moment of silence* I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.

Napoleon: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up!

Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playing patty-cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico...*pulls check from chest pocket* is making $120.

Napoleon: I can make that much money in five seconds!

Kip: Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, $75 today.

Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job, so why don't you go out and feed Tina?

Napoleon: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!?

[medli]

i've never heard of napoleon dynamite......

[MagmarFire]

Truth be told, it's a movie without a point, but the protogonist has quite an attitude, which, in my opinion, makes it funny.