TORTUGA!!!

[Jack Sparrow]

If every town where like this one no man would feel lonley

[alex]

omg
so did not need to hear that

[Jack Sparrow]

I said that on the movie Time for the wedding

[alex]

SPARROW! QUIT IT RIGHT NOW! IV HAD ENOUGH!

[Jack Sparrow]

Fine then whocares will be upset i am off to the bar

[alex]

good! begone!

[Jack Sparrow]

(1 hour later)RUM I WANT MORE RUM

[alex]

O! sorry sparrow, we burned it all...

[Jack Sparrow]

No U burndit all

[Jack Sparrow]

alex  
 Married
Whocares  
 on
10  07  
 
2006  
 
 Witness
Jacksparrow  
 Married by
FunWeddings.com Cyber Minister  ..............
 
Yes i did it

[alex]

welll, uhh, yeah. i did. and i did it because
1 it is a vile drink that turns the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
2 SOMEBODY ( maybee not the royal navy ) will be able to see that signal and come rescue me from you.

[Jack Sparrow]

alex  
 Married
Whocares  
 on
10  07  
 
2006  
 
 Witness
Jacksparrow  
 Married by
FunWeddings.com Cyber Minister  ..............
 
Yes i did it

I cant belive it you and whocares are Leagally maried

[alex]

NO YOU DIDNT!

OK I LIED! I DRANK ALLL THE RUM! *hickup

[Jack Sparrow]

Read the certificate i didnt know it made yall 2 leagally married i am so sorry ;)

[alex]

i dont have the certificate, you do
let me see it...