Where are the female Gorons?

[Potato_King]

Presumably the population would never grow, it would remain constant. They would only carve out a new Goron when an old one dies.

I still think the theory's stupid, though. Sorry, MCRFreak.

lol, I don't think you should take the theory so seriously...life is always better when it's funny. I mean look at the Monty Python gang, nailed to crosses and still whistling a happy tune.

"Always look on the bright side of life..."

[TP Zelda]

Monty Python funneh!

[Commodore Axilon]

It's not that I take things too seriously. It's that I don't think the theory's funny at all.

Once again, sorry MCRFreak.

[DW]

Monty Python...Cattle-pults...I need to install one in my room. Launch cows at my sister. fun...

[TP Zelda]

Lol. FunNY. XD

[Davros]

Actually the Pythons were tied to the crosses with ropes, they never nailed their hands to the crosses...    
Nice to see this post is still going...

[Mysterious F.]

Fruit Baskets Freak, remove your sig immediately, and no questions. It stretches the page.

[Fishalicious]

I've been following this topic, but I never said anything... and now I have proof (assuming Hyrule runs on the same stuff as us) that the Gorons breed the way mammals do.

Belly buttons. Belly buttons are caused by what? Umbilical cords. Why are umbilical cords formed? To feed nutrients between momma and fetus while in the mother's womb. Womb = Uterus. Uterus' (... what is the plural for Uterus?) are a female body part present in mammals. Mammals reproduce sexually.

Therefore, there are female gorons. But they might be indistinguishable from males, or hiding away because of Goron tradition/culture, or maybe because Nintendo was too lazy to make female models.

This is just assuming that reproduction and things are the same over there with them good ol' Hyruleans.

[LadyNintendo]

Yeah, I thought about that too. It's kinda awkward, and likely not a mistake. The Zoras don't seem to have belly buttons at least, so that's an indication Nintendo knew what they were doing when creating the Goron look.

I think the plural is uteri.

[Fishalicious]

Yeah, I found that out last night, but I was too tired to change it. xD

I'd hope they knew what they were doing with the Goron belly buttons, they spent forever on that game. >>

[DW]

....but....they are naked, yet you see no...

[Hi no Seijin]

Means nothing, really.  They probably have the ability to hide it when not in use.

[Mysterious F.]

Males have belly buttons too, and I don't really think we have a uterus or umbilical cord, soooo....

Unless there's an explanation.

[Commodore Axilon]

Everyone has an umbilical cord when they're born, Whocares.

Edit: LOL, I just noticed this:

Means nothing, really.  They probably have the ability to hide it when not in use.

*snickers*

[Mysterious F.]

That doesn't mean we have one that could be used during pregnancy, because males, with the exception of the seahorse, can't be pregnant.

And I think he's refering to the belly button, actually.