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[Vaati]

Lol! I know what you mean!  :)

[Hi no Seijin]

However, I must kill... (raises up axe and hits a squirrel) ... that sniper squirrel. It's Hi no Seijin's! Get him!

Man, you cannot lay a finger on a sniper squirrel.  Don't even try.

[Mysterious F.]

Not that you know of, I have more power than the full Triforce and Majora's Mask combined can give you. Heh. Oh yeah, I used an anti-squirrel spray to kill all squirrels, it senses all matter that is a squirrel and destorys it bit by bit.

[Hi no Seijin]

Oh ho, did you now?  Sorry, but there is no way you can pass my little world's defenses to do that.

[Mysterious F.]

Pisha! I've gotten through all you're defenses and am behind you!

[Hi no Seijin]

Quit trying to enter my world.  If you want a world without squirrels, create your own.

[Mysterious F.]

Rush out the door then, I'm still in the same room. I'll use my
[size=10]MOST
POWERFUL
ATTACK![/size]
on you.

[Hi no Seijin]

Shino, I laugh at you.  Why rush out when I can use Farore's Wind to safely escape your attack?

[Mysterious F.]

Tch, you haven't noticed that this room is Farore's Wind Proof, no one can use it here, or the other two diamond shaped things of the goddesses, too. And my attack is beginning. Hurry up and think of a plan, quick.

[Hi no Seijin]

Um, like I said, my world, my rules.  And ninja vanish!

[Mysterious F.]

Vwell, I turned out to be a bunch of insect piled up to look like me, my special ability. They disappear back to me. Oh, I clogged your veins with the bugs, and they're eating you alive! Try and get out of this one.

[Hi no Seijin]

Well, my world says I can use Farore's Wind to escape, so I left long before you did your special move thingy. Then there's the ninja vanish I used.

[Mysterious F.]

Xactly, but my bugs are attached to you. They are part of you, now. To get rid of them, you must die.

[MasterKeyX]

Y would you ever say such a horrible thing?

[darkphantomime]

Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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even this stuff seems a little contrived when people do that in ninja...  :o :o :o :o