A topic that starts with a new letter.

[Mysterious F.]

Monkeys are in Africa.

[Hi no Seijin]

No one cares about monkeys anymore.  They care about penguins, of all things.  Stupid penguins. >:(

[The Glamour Nazi]

Ostriches can't fly.

[Mysterious F.]

Penguins are so cute.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Qlkjdsghkla's are not animals.

[Mysterious F.]

R is a letter.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Stop lying.

[Mysterious F.]

That was true, not a lie.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Uh, no it wasnt.

[Mysterious F.]

Veronica

[The Glamour Nazi]

why?

[Mysterious F.]

X D

[Hi no Seijin]

Y not?

[Mysterious F.]

Zebras have stripes.

[Hi no Seijin]

A donkey does not.