Why why why game.

[Hi no Seijin]

Why would she not?

[Zelda Veteran]

why would she?? (my hair was was a static afro, everyone was crackin up )

[JDog]

Why did the three pointer I shot, went out of the hoop.

[Zelda Veteran]

Because GOD SAID SO!!!!

Why am I speaking of God's wrath descending upon your unfortunate shot?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because God doesn't apparently care, for if he did, you would've been stereotypically struck by lightning.  I mean, why not a bolt of flowers?

[JDog]

Cause some flowers are pokey.
Why am I still getting nothing but busy signals? Every time at this time, its a busy signal!

[Hi no Seijin]

Because you haven't thought to call at a different time yet.

Why did the fiddler go to Hamburg?

[Zelda Veteran]

He was sick of Turkey

Why is there an anime named Bleach, and not one named Clorox?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because only Bleach was cool enough.

Why did the Beverly Hillbillies go to Beverly?

[Zelda Veteran]

Because beverally hills is where they wanted to be
-weezer

Why isnt the mackeral fresh?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because rotten mackeral is better.  Why haven't you learned that yet?

[JDog]

Cause bleach is better!
Why do some cell phones have music on it, when others don't?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because not all cell phones were not made equal.  We must fight for their equality.  Why?  Why not?

(Note:  "Why not?" is the question you should answer.)

[JDog]

Because.
Why am I reading a book with king arthur in it?

[Zelda Veteran]

The educational system forces you
Why am I reading the odyssey by Homer?