Why why why game.

[Vaati]

Because...you don't know what girls want?
Why do you have to pay to go to homecoming?

[JDog]

because people are mean
why does my homecoming have to be during basketball season?

[Vaati]

Because people are mean.  
Why is my gym class so far away from English (my next class)

[MagmarFire]

Because contractors are mean.

Why are we talking about mean people?

[JDog]

because we can!
Why is magmarfire's sister weird?

[Rinku]

Because she's his sister. Duuuh. Do you need more of an explanation?

Why do I seem to be the only kid at school without a cell phone?

[Twilight Wolf]

Because you're either smart enough to know that you don't actually need one, you don't want one, or both.

Why is it so difficult to get Sega Saturn games cheaply?

[JDog]

Because, I don't play them?
Why is Shkia leaving? I know why, but I don't want him to.

[Rinku]

Because he was looking at the facebook topic and saw your real face. (Jk, but Shika's leaving? What???)

Why does my sister keep on putting up Zac Efron posters all over her room when he's the main character on another cheap Disney movie that just happened to take over the minds of 9 year old girls all across America?

[Hi no Seijin]

Hate to be the party pooper, but....

One, Shikamaru didn't exactly say he was leaving.  I believe he said he wasn't sure how often he was going to be on.

Two, Disney took over the minds of older people as well with their crappy stereotype-fest.  Trust me.

[Twilight Wolf]

Because HNS didn't post a follow-up question.

Why is the mail being delivered so late this week?

[JDog]

Because fate is cruel.
Why did time go back an hour?

[Fishalicious]

Because I like having an extra hour of sleep. (even though I wasted it by staying up until five)

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[Vaati]

Because it's now Istambul. (sp?)
Why do I hate my "friend"?

[o0Zelda0o]

Because they did something bad?

Why do schools give you tests?!