Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[Mysterious F.]

Let's have a fun topic. We ask a question, but the next poster must have a stupid answer and then asks a question to the next poster, who also answers stupidly. Example:

Q:What's the capital of Ireland?

A:Lucky Charms!

My question:

Why are elephants endangered?

[JDog]

cause they are so fat, their all going to explode.
What is rugby?

[Mysterious F.]

When you fall and hit your head on a doornob (ow)!

Where is Canada?

[JDog]

Right above america
Whats number 2?

[Mysterious F.]

That wasn't very funny.

A: Um, what are these number things of which you speak?

What are these number things of which you speak?

[JDog]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and so on
Why did they call them nuts? Was the person who made them nuts? ;D

[DW]

yes, she was your mother.

Why can't Wolf Link think of any good answers?

[JDog]

Cause I have half a brain remember? ;D
Why can't I think of anything funny right now?

[DW]

you just said why... :-[

How long is Wolf Link's memory?

[Zelda Veteran]

as long as it takes for him to forget.
What does this game plan to accomplish? :D

[JDog]

A load of stupidity. ;D
Why is this such a fun game?

[DW]

it is?

Why does Wolf Link find this so fun?

[JDog]

cause it is.
Why wasn't your last answer not funny? Your dead inside.

[DW]

Even humorous masterminds like myself have their bad days.

Why can't pigs fly?

[JDog]

cause only birds and what not can fly.
Why are cheerleaders so hott?