Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[JDog]

Because they want to make our lives a living hell...
How come my friend gets to go to florida, when Im stuck at boring old school all week, I want to go to florida. >:(

[MasterKeyX]

Cause no one likes you, lol :)

Why am i so cold?

[JDog]

Cause your evil.
How did the bears manage to beat the seahawks?

[Harashi]

Because the birds can't support the weight of a helmet.

Why shouldn't I eat silica gel?

[Hi no Seijin]

You'll mutate into the Muffin Man.

Why would anyone want to go to Florida?  I hear it's far too hot down there.

[JDog]

Yes, the girls down there are too hott is what that person probably meant. ;D
Why is my friend still not back yet? grrrr...

[Harashi]

They sold their legs for a bike

Why is chicken the only staple meat that is named as the animal?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because the chickens insist on it in their will.

What about turkey?

[darkphantomime]

Not true, there's always turkey! And Pork (porc is french for pig)

Why do I always answer these questions with intelligent responses?  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

[Hi no Seijin]

Because you don't know how to be stupid.

Why does hot potatoe say, "No cookies for u!"?

[alex]

because the cookies are all mine :]
why dosnt anthing on this topic make since?

[Vaati]

Because we're all bozos!  :D How come I have a three day week this week? Yay!  ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

Because you're not in college.  And alex, nothing on here makes sense because I participated in the topic. :P

Why did the grarr go grarr?

[JDog]

I don't know?
Why am I confused?

[DW]

Becaus you lack the mental capacity to keep up with the sheer genius of HNS and I, which is a pity, because your life would be changed by my GruuntRul Address...

Ladngtan Grupsnout Blarg?