My, my, what sucky grammar we have

[DW]

I never knew that rape meant do tons of damage. I shall remember this and use the word in a whole new respect. and if a pokeball wouldn't work, what about Kibbles n' Fish?

[Hi no Seijin]

Well, if you want to get technical, rape comes from the Latin word rapere, which means "to seize, snatch, drag away."  It's just that when my friends and I use rape, we use it to mean take massive damage.  Like when our wand happy rogue did 33 damage to a goblin with 3 HP. :P

Hmm, Kibbles 'n' Fish?  Never heard of it.  If you survive, let me know.

[DW]

*GASP* Well...I think...I made a little progress....they looked at me for a good ten seconds...after eating it... excuse me, I think I'm going to pass out for a while, would you mind reattaching my leg while I'm asleep so I don't feel it? :-X thanks, you're a real pal.

[Hi no Seijin]

*sighs and mutters under breath; leg reattaches*

Let this be a lesson:  don't try to take on owlbears by yourself.

[JDog]

What have I missed?

[Commodore Axilon]

teh owlbears

[DW]

wow. that is just horrible spelling in that pic...

[DarkZelda]

How Ironic; bad spelling in a sucky grammer thread.
:P
Love it.

[DW]

that's not ironic...it would be ironic if we had horrible grammar...

[Commodore Axilon]

maebe it if was somting liek this perhaps i thinks that be would awsum

[DarkZelda]

rely; i leik too ! do horabible"; grammer??

[Commodore Axilon]

ur grammer be awsum to lol us shuld be frind

[DW]

ZOMG!!111!! Giv mee 4ree poztz plzz eye wuz H4XX043!!1!

[Commodore Axilon]

lolz u r no match fr mi 1337 h4xx0rz 5k!115!!!11!1

[Hi no Seijin]

Gah!  My eyes!  They grew arms, grabbed my fork, and stabbed themselves!  They're trying to stab my heart, but they can't reach!