the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History

[DW]

I actually just started playing through it again, I will give it a shot.

[Evahn]

Haha, I was browsing through an OoT text dump, and I found this:

You idiot!
When you talk to someone, you
should make eye contact!

You idiot!
When you talk to someone, you
shouldn't stare!

You idiot!
When you talk to someone, you
should take off your mask!

You idiot!
I don't know why I'm calling
you that, but...you are one!

[LadyNintendo]

Talking about text dumps, is this quote in the game and if so, when do you get to hear it?:
"Hi, I'm a talking door."

[Evahn]

I don't think it's actually in the game. Funny either way.

[Mysterious F.]

Mabye the door in TWW was supposed to say that.

[DW]

it seems most likely, but he's much too rude to speak that politely.

[Mysterious F.]

I thought the door was too polite to say that.

[Evahn]

I thought of that door from TWW too. Maybe they put it in OoT as a joke, but forgot to take it out. Or something.

[Lokes]

This is rather disturbing news.  :o

[Hi no Seijin]

The Zora King kissing Link?  Again, don't think of it necessarily as a romantic gesture.  To many cultures past and present, a kiss means more than "I love you."

[Lokes]

I never said anything like that. Just the image of that huge fishy blob placing his eating hole on some part of Link's body and kissing it. it's disturbing! Stop jumping conclutions Hi No!  ??? ???

[Hi no Seijin]

Okay, it'll make it less disturbing.

[DW]

I wonder what kind of diseases King Zora is carrying...

[Hi no Seijin]

Only the kind Zoras can get.  I hacked into his medical profile the other day.

[Evahn]

It's not that disturbing, it's more just funny. To me, at least.