Common Hyrule Courtesy Guidelines

[Mysterious F.]

Already done, wiizard.

Don't forget bugs are always worth more money than the more useful fish.

[DW]

Also, here's a tip for those of you who find magic beans tasty--do NOT drink water afterwards.

[Mysterious F.]

Or Deku and Boko seeds, they'll kill you... literally.

And the princess, despite having alot of magical powers, can never defeat the bad guy, it's just so untraditional.

[Hi no Seijin]

Actually, she gets a few transmutation spells, some healing spells, and abjuration spells.  None of her magical powers include offensive spells.  Okay, with the exception of Din's Fire and her lightning kicks and crap like that, but those alone never won any fights.  Besides, it's common courtesy for both the princess and the bad guy to let the Hero prove himself by defeating the bad guy with as little outside help as possible.

[Evilslayer]

And the princess, despite having alot of magical powers, can never defeat the bad guy, it's just so untraditional.

The ironic thing is that if TMC Zelda had been a few years older she would have most likely defeated Vaati. :-*

[Mysterious F.]

Unless the Minish Cap is more poweful than thought.

And you should never let the Hero through the main gate to the castle town at night because a bunch of small children's skeletons that can easily be killed by the guards are threatening. OOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

[DW]

be sure to hire guards brave enough to surround and threaten a threat to the people of Castle Town--although they are too chicken to strike.

[Mysterious F.]

Be sure you don't try at all to take care of any problems in your kingdom and just let them get worse enough for a small kid or teenager to come to the rescue, and sometimes actually make things worse yet fixes them anyway.

[Fishalicious]

Make sure to always fix maps for a price. Even if it means that you won't live because you didn't help the hero.

(That's a reference to tWW, by the way. Silly Tingle.)

And it's also customary to hide hearts underground, in skulls, and in rocks.

As well as rupees in pumpkins, chili, and any other food product. Who says money doesn't grow on trees?

[DW]

Pants? Out. Tights? In.

[Mysterious F.]

For the hero to learn how to use magical powers without an object like Arrows or a sword to control them with is illegal (reference to how Link never learns to use any magical powers)

[DW]

(well he learns those three in OoT)

[Hi no Seijin]

For the hero to learn how to use magical powers without an object like Arrows or a sword to control them with is illegal (reference to how Link never learns to use any magical powers)

Give Link a break.  Duskblades don't get many spells to choose from.  The highest level spells they can learn are 5th level, and that's not until they have 17 levels in duskblade.

[Mysterious F.]

Ummmm, what is he saying?

Remember, frogs are allowed to learn to speak, and they are citizens of the government. And also, Zoras are frogs, they aren't fish. King Zora looks nothing like a fish, but more frogish. The fish tail thing on their heads are like tadpole tails. Also, it has been ahown they reproduce like frogs.

[DW]

do NOT confuse a freshly fallen volcanic rock with a goron and give it a huge hug. Sizzle.