the cold dead battlefield voting poll

[oracle]

blue: ratchet and master chief

red: tom nook and wario

FIGHT!!!

[DW]

wow, this is a fair fight ::)I mean, TOM NOOK? He would poon everybody!

[oracle]

he does have an axe you know

[DW]

and Ratchet and Master Chief have tons of firearms at their disposal. Tom nook isn't fast enough to evade, and Wario is even slower.

[darkphantomime]

(Guy on Jeopardy) Who is Tom Nook?

Me: Who IS Tom Nook?

[DW]

he is an incredibly annoying, cheapskate raccoon in Animal Crossing.

[Meta King]

tom nook and wario  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ha ha ha master chief can kill 10,000 warios and tom nooks  ;D ;D ha ha
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Motoko you are funny

[Commodore Axilon]

I would've liked Ratchet to have a much fairer fight, but whatever.

Blue team takes it easily. Master Chief alone could take both of 'em. But with Ratchet, it's a one-sided massacre.

[DW]

yeah, he shoots out those auto turrets then starts shooting himself...it would have been fairer to have master chief versus ratchet...

[Rev Rabies]

master chief is just a sci-fi snake, nough said

but him and ratchet would kill easily

[Commodore Axilon]

Who's voting for the Red team? I'd like someone to come forward and explain their reasoning.

[DW]

probably got them mixed up. SInce she posted the blue team on top in the thread but red on top in the poll.

[darkphantomime]

*points massive neon sign at self* YO

I think a Raccoon and Wario kicking those two big bad boys' arses would be extremely FUNNY!

Example: Let's use the wario from Wario Land II. You can't kill him. He's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to kill. Stamp on him, light him on fire, or whatever, and he gains NEW POWERS. Well, sorta. Let's just go with this for absurd effect. And that Raccoon... I don't know how to explain it, but when a guy like that beats another guy to a pulp, you just go "WHAT THE H311 HAPPENED?!" In other words, the guy that has the upper hand, isn't always the guy that wins.

Personally, I hope for a HUMILIATING defeat for Master Chief.

[Commodore Axilon]

Have you seen some of Ratchet's weapons? Those things are insane. Level 100 Supernova ftw.

[darkphantomime]

No matter WHAT happens to a cartoon character, they NEVER die. SO LETS HAVE SOME FUN MON!

*breaks out in a jamacin calypso*