the cold dead battlefield voting poll

[Commodore Axilon]

If Wario can't die then how do you lose in any of the Wario games? That isn't a rhetorical question; I've never played a single Wario game in my life.

[darkphantomime]

Ahem, you CAN die in Wario land i and IV. But in II and III, you can't. If you go up against a boss, and if your hit with a special something that will affect you, like you get pushed off the platform, you'll go down a screen and be forced to fight him again. and again, and again... Until you win.

[Commodore Axilon]

Can he survive a black hole? 'Cause Ratchet's got a gun that shoots those.

Wario's not Godzilla, after all. ;D

[darkphantomime]

I'm pretty sure he survived a bottomless pit. Andn remember, cartoon laws of physics don't apply to real laws of physics. Meaning if he fired that gun, Wario would still get through. While Ratchet would get sucked into oblivion.

[Commodore Axilon]

Actually the Rift Inducer/Ripper won't suck the user into its own black hole for some reason. What would be the point if it did?

There's got to be some way to kill him!

[DW]

encase him in a box and eventually his farts will kill himself. so if ratchet has a box gun or something...or if he can mime.

[MasterKeyX]

Ratchet and Master Chief would win. Between the Energy Sword and the crazy weapong Ratchet has, Wario and his gas stand no chance.

[DW]

I just remembered he has a motorcycle. That may be good for dodging bullets. Then again his massive weight probably slows it down.

[MasterKeyX]

He also has a purple car. But Ratchet and Master Chief have crazy vehicles too, ones that can fly, so once again, Wario stands no chance.

[DW]

you forget he also has a fairly endless supply of highly concentrated high performance gasoline, so he can outrun them right ;D

[darkphantomime]

DON'T FORGET ABOUT HIS ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BOMBS! (If you've played Mario KArt: Double Dash, you'll know what I mean)

[Commodore Axilon]

Wait a minute. Wario is not invincible. If you're gonna use the fact that he comes back when he's killed, then we might as well say that every video game character is invincible.

And I find it funny that you think Wario's motorcycle could outrun Ratchet's intergalactic spaceship.

[darkphantomime]

Since you haven't played any wario games, you don't deserve to comment about Wario...  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Wario IS literally immortal in Wario Land II and III. Try to kill him  - you simply can't. There's no such thing as 'extra lives' or 'game over screen' in those games.

[Commodore Axilon]

Since you haven't played any Ratchet and Clank games, you don't deserve to comment about Ratchet... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

And perhaps nothing in those games was powerful enough to damage him?

[MasterKeyX]

What if I sliced him up the the Energy Sword? Would his silly bombs be able to do anything then? I DON'T THINK SO!! :D