the cold dead battlefield voting poll

[DW]

yeah, try and chase after him on his motorcycle while you're on foot swinging an energy sword. Besides, Tom nook could probably beat the Chief with his huge chainsaw.

[Dehumanizer]

Master Chief would kill nook in one blow

[DW]

no, Nook is the Turducken of superheroes.

[Commodore Axilon]

Ratchet's saved two different galaxies. Four times.

[DW]

wow, that just says there are only two galaxies easy enough for him to save. It was probably from some lame crisis like a shortage of rice krispies.

anyways, like I said, Nook is the turducken of superheroes.

[Commodore Axilon]

Have you played the Ratchet and Clank games? They were decidedly larger than a shortage of Rice Krispies.

[DW]

oh, that was just the media blowing things out of proportion. In the first one they just changed the toilet paper in the bathroom.apparently that's hard to do these days. *glares at family*

[Commodore Axilon]

Okay, now we're just being silly.

Well, Ratchet can blow up the universe!

i win

[DW]

if he does that, it's a draw. He'll kill himself. So he can't do that.plus, turducken.

[Commodore Axilon]

Nope. He's independent of the space-time continuum. He'll just make a new universe and kick Nook's butt again, and again, and again, and again, ad nauseum.

[DW]

You obviously don't know what a turducken is. Originally, its a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. but if you want it to be really good, you follow this order=

Hummingbird--sparrow--cornish hen--chicken--duck--turkey--bigger turkey--Eagle--albatross--leapord--emu--ostrich--Boeing 747.

so replace each of those birds, well flying things...well, not really all of them fly, but replace each one with a superhero and thats Nook.

[Commodore Axilon]

Well, Ratchet's a turducken...times infinity!!!11!1!one!11!

Plus the fact that Nook can't even get people to pay back his loans. That makes him lame.

[DW]

no the reason the loans are never payed off is because as soon as they pay him he forces them into another one. and Ratchet has no superpowers

[Commodore Axilon]

Ratchet doesn't need superpowers. His super weapons are more than enough for Nook.

[DW]

well with all Nook's powers the guns wouldn't do anything to him.