the cold dead battlefield voting poll

[Commodore Axilon]

If Nook had all this power then he wouldn't have to run a dinky convenience store in *Town's Name Here*. He'd be some planetary crime boss, or something.

[DW]

Spiderman is a photographer for a newspaper.

Superheroes have to lie low with normal jobs so they blend in.

[Commodore Axilon]

Enough!

I'd like evidence for Nook's "Ultimate Cosmic Power™."

k thx

[DW]

he's a raccoon, plus he enslaves every body new to the town.

[Commodore Axilon]

Then how can people leave town?

its happnd 2 me :(

[DW]

You can leave for a while, but if you don't return before you turn off the gamecube he takes your soul and your eyes and mouth will be black holes.

[Meta King]

If Master can kill a army he can kill Nook easy. 8)

[Commodore Axilon]

I meant NPCs. There was once this frog dude who moved to my town, but he stayed for a week and then left.

y didnt nook stop him

[Rev Rabies]

ok im going to make this simple:

STOP
GLORIFYING
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!

he sucks beyond all belief compared to many people, he wouldnt be able to even touch Dante. Kratos would kill him before he even moved. Ash from vandal hearts at his vandalier clas would crush him. Ryu Hayabusa would demolish him. I'm even going to go as far as saying Cortez from time splitters is stronger, all master chief does is fire his guns a bunch and swing a sword, when was the last time you saw him summon the powers of a god(kratos), use demonic speed to and percision to slice bullets in half(dante), launch enemies in the air then spin them down at great sppeds destroying anyone in the vicinity(ryu), summon massive dragons to incinerate thier foe(ash), or minipulate and travel through time and levitate objects(cortez)?

never.

master chief aint got nothing on nook and his mighty golden axe, plus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

[Commodore Axilon]

Point out where I was glorifying Master Chief. Please. Implore me.

plus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

lol cuz ratchet would jst sit ther and take it withot usng his weapns am i rite

[Rev Rabies]

Point out where I was glorifying Master Chief. Please. Implore me.

plus wario would have already driven ratchet insane with an onslaught of progressivly fast 2 second microgames, or eat him.

lol cuz ratchet would jst sit ther and take it withot usng his weapns am i rite

never said you did, it was meta king

and ratchet wouldnt be able to pull out a weapon, he'd be too busy switching poses to beat the microgames!

[Commodore Axilon]

Well, seeing as how Meta King's posted all of twice in this thread you'd see how I'd be a bit confused. ;D

And you'd have to force Ratchet to play the microgames, and I just don't think you'd be able to pull that off.

[Rev Rabies]

have you played warioware, even watching those microgames gets you addicted, i actually had gamefreak doing the elephant, mohawk, and big cheese poses!

[Commodore Axilon]

When Ratchet needs to get the job done, he'll get the job done. A silly little videogame ain't gonna stop 'im. ;D

[Rev Rabies]

i know, im just poking fun at the addictiveness of warioware(even though i didnt want to give it back to video connection...) ratchet would slaughter wario, nook would give chief rabies, chief will infect ratchet, everyone dies including nook, tie!