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Started by Meta King, February 20, 2007, 08:28:34 AM

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Gamefreak

How many H's are there in Funk?

JDog


Gamefreak

Naruto: Hey Hinata, do you have my ADD medicine?
Hinata: Right here Narut-
Naruto: Hey look, a butterfly!

Mysterious F.

Kankuro: Hey Gaara, why didn't anything happen when that guy said you're name before? What's up with that?

Gaara: That's because it was Kabuto. And no one ever listens to Kabuto.

Gamefreak

Konahamaru: Fine, now we can't have a flashback episode!
Crowd: YAY!
Konahamaru: I'll just leave then.
Crowd: YAY!
Naruto: I found Clucky!
Crowd: YAY!
Sakura: I'm going to do something!
Crowd:.....................................
One person in crowd: You suck!

Mysterious F.

No, its:

*In front of the Forest of death*
Anko: Okay everyone! Now it's time for the second test of the Chunin Exams!
Naruto: Dude! This so calls for the One-Foot-Tall Brick Wall!
Anko:The One-Foot-Tall Brick Wall! Where?
Konohamaru:Hey Naruto...
Naruto: No! You de-evolve right now!
Konohamaru: But...
Naruto: Get the hell back in the wall!
Konohamaru *In wall*: But now we can't have a flashback episode.
CROWD: YAY!
Konohamaru *In wall*: *Sniff* I'm just gonna leave now.
CROWD: YAY!
Naruto: I found Clucky!
Clucky: Bock Bock Bock!
CROWD: YAY!
Sakura: I'm gonna do something!
CROWD: ......................
One person in crowd: You suck!

*Commence theme song*

Gamefreak

Anko: Now, nobody go until I give the word.
Naruto: What's the word?
Anko:.....Pudding.
Everybody leaves.
Anko: Hey wait!  I didn't say go yet.  Ok pud
Everybody leaves
Anko: Hey get the hell back here!  That's it, you get a timeout.  For everybody else....pudding.

Mysterious F.

Gaara: The funk wasn't with you. Die! Funk Coffin.

*Commence Funk Coffin*

Gaara: How about you two?

Rain Ninja #2: Sorry, we only play BeatMania.

Gaara: You guys are so ******* dead.

*Commence Funk Coffin* Oh Yeah!

Gamefreak

Naruto: So Sasuke, how much did you rake in last year with taxes?
Sasuke: Um, (forced) We have to find a scroll.
Naruto: Just a sec, I'll be back.
random punching noises are heard.  Naruto comes back in a white T-Shirt saying I AM NARUTO, and a headband that says no fat chicks.

Fake Naruto: Hey guys, it's me Nayruto.
Sasuke: You're not Naruto
Fake Naruto: What do you mean?
Sasuke: There are so many reasons you're not Naruto, it's not even funny.
Fake Naruto(Rain Ninja): You saw through my disguise, you're quite clever.
Sasuke: Um.....No we're not.

Mysterious F.

His name is actually Mubi. They gave it in the character profile books.

Gamefreak

Orochimaru appears in the I AM NARUTO shirt.
Orochimaru: Hello Sasuke.
Sasuke: It's Oroc-, hey did you steal that shirt from that other ninja?
Orochimaru: What? It has a charm to it.
Sasuke: Yeah, Lucky Charms, they're fruity, like you
Orochimaru: Yes but I need you Sasuke, you must come with me.
Sasuke: For my power?
Orochimaru: Sure....whatever.

Mysterious F.

Wait. I just realized the "running out of animation money" in that episode was a joke on how the animation in that fight sucked badly. The next episode wasn't bad, actually.

Bboy94


collaboration

I'm amazed at how these dialogues are not even marginally funny. D: Guuuuuuuuuuys.

Mysterious F.

Don't blame us, blame MasakoX and vegeta3896.