Ban the person above you!

[JDog]

should be banned for leaving me alone at my school.

[violinist]

Should be banned for banning a mod. How could you?  :'(

[Hi no Seijin]

Should be banned for not getting ZV onto AIM.

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for changing his user name every day.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for posting in this thread.

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for having one more official post than I do.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for not reading my post count more thoroughly than that.  I have two more than you, thank you very much.

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for not realizing that I meant the count at the time I made the post.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for conversationally posting with me while still adhering to thread rules.

Mewerh?

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for attempting to ban me, when I always follow the rules.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for insinuating that I don't always follow the rules.

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for assuming such a thing; I never meant to insinuate anything of the sort.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for being a Wolf of Twilight.

[Twilight Wolf]

Should be banned for being the first Viking, in the year 793.

[Keaton]

Should be banned for preventing me from going to bed.