Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History

[Lokes]

Indeed, I was searching for them a couple of days now, therefore my anscene from this forums. I think perhaps Link is a honorable guy, last time we talked he told me a bout how Dark Link learnt to use magical masks.... how peculiar.

[Mysterious F.]

There goal is to take over the world and put babies in charge of countries they conquer, and just say what they want that the babies said to do blah blah blah, which here mean "anything that The Evil Crime Sindicate wants to happen in this nation will happen", and the whole country will be there's they will soon conquer every nation.

I know because I was a member of The Evil Crime Synidcate when it was called The Good Deeds Syndicate, and instead did good deeds until one member went insane and killed several other members, and invited other evil people to join. I managed to put mind control over one of the weaker members and found out more and more, including how Link's farther is still alive and he's in charge.

[DW]

Link's father is alive? I thought Peter Pan was impaled by Hook?

[Mysterious F.]

He was?!?! Well then, one of the few associates I have left is now dead!

Don't worry, I have a plan:

KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[Lokes]

I'm afraid he'll Impale me as well :S

[Mysterious F.]

He doesn't know about you yet. Don't worry.

[DW]

Hey, Hook just called by the way. He wanted to know where I was and who I was with for some reason. He seemed really interested when I mentioned Metalist...

[Mysterious F.]

Well, ummm, I advise you to hide. I can fend for myself, but I'm not so sure about you guys.

[DW]

He seems to want me alive for some reason, as long as I talk about all my friends on TDC constantly with him.You wouldn't believe everything I've said about you Akatsuki, he practically knows you inside out now!

[Mysterious F.]

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

We're all going to die now, thanks Shikamaru Nara!

Time for Plan-B.

*Creates atom bombs and drops them on the hideout of the syndicate. The one hypnotised, though, ran away beforehand.*

Also, Hook died with it, but I used a magical shield to defend Shikamaru. Several members are alive though, including Link, his farther, and the list of members I have tracked down up until now who are still alive:

1)Pinnokila - A dangerous puppeteer who uses them in various battle formations. Danger: (out of ten) ***** **

2)Sebastion - Nicknamed 'Lightning Rod', he's the msot powerful lightning user ever. Danger: ***** ****

3)Alibaba - A user of Iranian mythology and desert based techniques, he can be difficult. Danger: ***** **

4)Voodoo - A strange boy who is only 15, yet is one of the more powerful of them and a voodoo doll user. Danger: ***** ***

5)Hallo - The second most powerful of them, he uses techniques based on Halloween legends, the spooky, and darkness. Danger: ***** *****

6)? - I have yet to find out name, but apparently a user of fire and ash, with high physical strength. Danger: ***** ***?

7)Duo - The second weakest (Link being the weakest) surviving member, this is two people fused togehter and uses ice. Danger: ***** *

8 )Mimi - A girl who went mad when her parents were killed by the government, she uses many weapons. Danger: ***** ***

9)Walking with the Bears - A Native American who uses attacks based around giant Totem Poles. Danger: ***** ***

10)Bleebol - The only alien member, this one uses telekenetic powes and laser eyes, among other things. Danger: ***** ****

11)Toby- A, ummm, well, I have nothing at all on him, except a strange tattoo on his forehead and a punk attitude. Danger: ?

12)Ghoul - Real name unknown, his countless haunting and ghostly attacks are fearful as the fourth most powerful member. Danger: ***** *****

13)Mosarch - (Note, pronounce Mose - Ark) is a user of powers controlled by a number of musical weapons. Danger: ***** ***

14)Mortanius - Named after a famous German necromancer, he wears a grim reaper mask and robe, controls the dead, and owns a scythe. Danger: ***** **

15)Samry - A mysterious swordsman who uses many trick swords, such as a boomerang sword and an invisible sword. Danger: ***** ***

16)Mr. Vega - The third most powerful member, he wears a round mask covering his entire head, with eyes and a mouth on the mask resembling one of those two masks over theater stages, which one is reflected by his current personality. Also wears a red bow-tie, a white top hat like a magician's, and white magician's clothing. He carries around a type of cane that is a ball with a large black stick attached. Powers unknown. Danger: ***** *****

[DW]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

We're all going to die now, thanks Shikamaru Nara!

You are welcome.

Alibaba - A user of Iranian mythology and desert based techniques, he can be difficult

Walking with the Bears - A Native American who uses attacks based around giant Totem Poles.

hehe...good old stereotypes...

[Mysterious F.]

Yeah, I was thinking of who would be in it when suddenly Alladin came to mind, and creation of Alibaba. Then I thought of someone being Native American, and the name was easy to think of. And Totem Poles are purely Native American, so it made alot of sense. Also, I wanna say this, of all Native Americans north of Mexico, the Northwestern Coastol Tribes (coasts of Oregon, Washington, Canada, and Alaska on the Pacific Ocean) had very good living conditions compared ot the others.

[DW]

yes, that's right, our indians were best :P

[Mysterious F.]

Okay, two new members have joined:

17)Mr. Peg Leg - A pirate dressed guy full with a wooden leg. Because he just joined, nothing on him. Danger: ***** *

18)Neari - (Note, pronounced Nee - R - EE) Some guy dressed like a ninja with two ninja swords on his back. He mentioned he and Mr. Peg Leg are not a strong as all the other members except Duo. Danger: ***** *

Also, I'll move the org stuff to the chatboard.

[darkphantomime]

You do realize that your concept of some of these villains is racist, dont you?

Ali Baba? Native American? No hablo Ingles? RACISM!