Does this __________ exist?

[o0Zelda0o]

No, its a spork your holding.

Does my eye ball exist?

[MagmarFire]

Does the square root of -1 exist?

Actually yes, i learned about it in school. It's a concept called imaginary numbers. I'm not kidding, it's a real thing.  ;)

Actually, I'm well aware. I was using that because...well, either because I wanted to and/or I couldn't think of anything else. :P

And anyway, o0Naruto0o...what do you think I just stepped on? Whoops... :P

[o0Zelda0o]

Hey!! I needed that! Now what else am I going to use instead of gum?!
:P

Does my tooth exist?

[Aureliano]

No, it's just a piece of cardboard that says "tuuth" on it.

Does my coffee exist?

[Keaton]

No, that's...!
(Oh, too late.  You reckon we should still tell him?)

Does a person who doesn't use a pirated version of Photoshop CS2 exist?

[BaconWarrior]

Yes on mars..

Does my iPod exist?

[Keaton]

No, I don't think you own one.

Does Gmail's AIM feature exist?

[Twilight Wolf]

No. Google and AOL would never coexist peacefully without tearing a hole in the hyperglobalmeganet.

Does my piece of apple pie exist?

[o0Zelda0o]

Not any more!! Haha!!

Does my nintendo wii exist?

[Twilight Wolf]

Yes, but it's hiding from you. Just for fun.

Does my cat exist?

[o0Zelda0o]

No! That lump of fluff is just a woolie hat with eyes.

Does my hand exist?

[Keaton]

No, your terrible grammar tore an interdimensional vortex that disintegrated them instantaneously.

Does this nickel exist?

[o0Zelda0o]

o.0...  okies =P

Nope! It's a chocolate coin!

Does my bed exist?

[Keaton]

What am I under right now?

Does this thread exist?

[Twilight Wolf]

No. All of our posts here simply get sucked into a black hole hiding in the internet.

Does my jacket with a broken zipper exist?