Relationships Topic

[Keaton]

I AM IGNORING EVERYTHING THUS FAR TO POST THIS

NOTICE:  I AM VERY OPINIONATED AND USE MODERATE (BUT NOT INAPPROPRIATE) LANGUAGE BELOW.

I'll post this clipping from a Facebook convo (so don't expect to understand half of the banter)..

I know, I'm attracted to f'ed-up girls, too. Let me run through the list.

First girlfriend, MICKEY, anemic, depressive, kleptomaniac, compulsive liar, has ovarian cysts, has essentially every f-ing mental and health problem you can ever think of.

Second girlfriend, MINNIE if you remember her, is a total slut who can't decide anything and broke up with me ON VALENTINE'S DAY BECAUSE SHE LIKED ANOTHER GUY (and told me so as she was breaking up with me. I like to know, but I mean goddamn)

Third chick, UNCLE SCROOGE. I didn't exactly date her, we had a purely physical relationship. On her boyfriend's bed. Every time we got together as a group. Occasionally while he was in the same room.

^^^^^^^^^^These are all in the same circle of friends I've had since the 7th grade, btw.

Fourth, GOOFY. Definitely a case of Myspace angle gone wrong. She was also a cutter.

Fifth, DONALD (not the halfrican). Crazy overly-possessive nympho with a knifeplay fetish.

Sixth, DAISY. You might have seen her on my friend's list/wall. She's an emo pothead with a fetish for pain.

Seventh, MORTIMER. She was a Christian *****.

Eighth, PLUTO. *list of Ellie's problems*

Keep in mind I was on-and-off with MICKEY between essentially every girl on this list, and you have a summary of Jay's love life to date.

This is not counting the various girls I have sexed.

The names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

If I have missed any profanities, please, warn me for them.  Set an example and whatnot.

[cacturnerules]

Well, Tacheon, If you have that many problems with them, then why go out with them?

Then again, if you're attracted to those qualities, then... I'm not sure how I can help ya there. 

[Keaton]

Well, Tacheon, If you have that many problems with them, then why go out with them?

Then again, if you're attracted to those qualities, then... I'm not sure how I can help ya there. 


Anyway, I finally decided to ask out that girl, then the week I was going to, I got hit with the flu. In those two weeks she got asked out, but any other time before that would've been fine with me. 

oh man that sucks so hard

and yeah I'm just unconsciously attracted to screwed-up girls.

But really that sucks,

[Keaton]

Me?  No.  Single by choice.  I'm fed up with women (and men, Shika, don't try it).

[cacturnerules]

I'm fed up with women (and men, Shika, don't try it).

Nice catch.   


Anyway, When you say

Single by choice.

it sounds permanent. Do you plan to stay that way, or just for now?

[Keaton]

It's indefinite.

[darkphantomime]

JQ's love life has been filled with massive, epic failures. Basically it boils down to this

1. I scare people.
2. I come on too strongly

[alical]

I have insanely high/particular standards when it comes to guys, at least that's my excuse, so whenever a guy likes me there is a high chance I wont like him back, I am extremely picky.^^
Plus all the guys in my year are immature prats.   
It should be better next year though because I move into sixth form where we mix with the year above.

[HylianHero92]

Seems I have three options. The first (staying single) doesn't sound so great.

It may not seem so great, but it really is the best option. I've never seen or even heard of a successful Middle School relationship. ever. Trust me, wait 'till High School to date the girls you want. Then at least you'll have a chance for success.

-I'll be taking a girl from King Komali. (not cool.)

Nicole is anything but KK's girl.

one of them was just like "Nicole desperately wants you to ask her out".

Don't fall for it. I can't tell you how many times her friends and even she tells me that. But she never got upset when I said no.

Bottom line, if you want to go out with her, do it. If not, don't. But I am certain of one thing, if you go out with her now, you'll break up with her. Then you blew your only chance. If you want to get rid of her, go out with her now.

[darkphantomime]

Man, you kids are lucky to be getting into relationships when you're in middle school. When I was your age, I was just a sad wandering soul. Come to think of it, I'm STILL a sad, wandering soul.

[KingKomali]

I give you my permission to break her heart.

[DW]

God I'm sick. Every freaking time I talk to her it reminds me of why I asked her out.

[Keaton]

God I'm sick. Every freaking time I talk to her it reminds me of why I asked her out.

Ain't it a *****?

[MagmarFire]

God I'm sick. Every freaking time I talk to her it reminds me of why I asked her out.

Antecedent of her, plz?

[DW]

Bri, of course. God, I've tried to move on so many times, but I'm such a picky little brat...