corrupt a wish game

[Pyrgusfinn]

Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt it.

Example.

(My post) I wish the world to be peaceful.

(Replier) Granted, but the world becomes dull and boring and you commit sucide to have fun.

Anyhow.. On to the game!!!

I got this off of another forum and just decided to post it here.  Okay here goes.

I wish that female sports programs were given as much funding as male sports programs in high school/college.

[DarkZelda]

Granted, but no one will watch them because they are so used to the guys.

;D

ill post a wish as soon as i think of one..... ???

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but as soon as you think of it it pops out of your head and you begin to mildly curse yourself.

I wish that people made dr. pepper candles... (yes i know its a little wierd but i am fascinated with dr. pepper...) :P

[DarkZelda]

granted, but coke ones come out and take over

(plus what happend to me did happend....creepy.........)

i wish i could find my lost games..... :'( :'(

[Zelda Veteran]

i like Dr. Pepper, but i also like mountain dew, and Surge! they make me SO hyper!!! :D

[Pyrgusfinn]

totally Dr. pepper is way better though.  DarkZelda smelled my shirt one day though and said that i smelled like dr. peper though and i have been hooked since. I think surge is illeagal now though. made totally of cocaine or something.

granted, but as soon as you find them and begin to play you discover that someone has wiped the memories on them and you must start over or they will be totatally useless to you withen five days and will be taken over by reruns of barney...

I wish that I could randomly become a video game character and experiance the game for real, but with neverending lives.

[kamakaziplumber]

I have a topic like this in HA2...

Anyways: granted, but you are forced to become Tingle and have everyone hate you!

[DarkZelda]

oh god! i would HATE THAT!!!!!!! but IF i was tingle, i would wish to b in japan. they love him there

[polly jack seamen]

granted but they will all end up hating you after a while I wish I could be a major character in the zelda games ;D

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but when you become the character you discover that you don't have the same skills as they do so you immediatly die.  

I wish my life didn't suck.

[polly jack seamen]

granted but soon it will start to become so boring it will suck

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish I could for a seed that could grow money trees that grow one hundred dollar bills.

[polly jack seamen]

wish granted but then one day all the money trees will burn down with everything you own   I wish I was link. ;D

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but when you become the character you discover that you don't have the same skills as they do so you immediatly die.  


I wish that I owned a never-ending Dr. Pepper fountain that could fit in my pocket and was garunteed to never break down.   :P ;D

[polly jack seamen]

wish granted but it soon do breakdown because of a malfunction. I wish I was ganon from the ocarina of time. ;D