corrupt a wish game

[MasterKeyX]

granted, but only for 3 seconds

i wish i had wings.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you'll be mistaken for a bird and shot down by hunters. :-*

I wish my mom would take her backscrather upstairs instead of leaving it on the computer desk.(EEEWWWIIIEEE!)

[MasterKeyX]

grnated but you now have an insanely itchy back

i iwsh i had no soccer practice, but still rocked.

[alical]

Granted, but without practise you become a re3ally fat, but excellent player, and no one hires you.

I wish my homework did itself...

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but none of the answers would be correct.

I wish I wouldn't be confused so easily.

[MasterKeyX]

granted, but now you have no sense of humor

i wish i had made the soccer team.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you become inelligible, which causes you to get kicked off the team.

I wish I could get a career in video game design and testing.

[MasterKeyX]

granted but nobodsy likes your games

'i wish i could draw better.

[darkphantomime]

Granted, but you end up drawing naked people in school, and they thus kick you out.

I wish I weren't so freaking crazy...

[JDog]

Granted, but its not better then me, lol. :)
I wish my computer would stop being so junky!

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but your GameCube gets worse.

I wish I had more members at TToH...! :-*

[MasterKeyX]

grqanted but it can never excede 100

i wish i felt better.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you're leg will break.

I wish I wasn't so excited about my status.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but you pass out form holding it all in.

i wish that my saxophone hadnt gotten petted like 5 times today.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it will break.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.