corrupt a wish game

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but you have to take like 8 tests that you fail miserably.  
I wish that all of my grades are good on my report card monday so that i can frequently get on the computer again.

[JDog]

Granted, but the computer dies.

[Vaati]

Granted, but that means you have to study. Dum dum dum!  :-[ I wish I was at my friend's.

[JDog]

Granted, but your friend gets bored with you and sends you home.
I wish you didn't make another late post.

[Vaati]

Granted, but YOU make a late post. I wish my mom and sister were back home...no wait! I take it back!

[JDog]

Ummm, then I don't know whether or not to corrupt it.
I wish Eragon was being released to DVD and not theater so I can watch it over and over.  

[Vaati]

granted, but I smash your DVD on the sidewalk. I wish I had some sausage.

[JDog]

Granted, but you drop it on the floor, and your dog takes it.

[Vaati]

I wish I had a Vaati plushie. (And I don't want it to try to kill me like in that movie "Chuckie's Bride"  ;D)

[JDog]

Um granted, but it does nothing?
I wish I knew what you were talking about.

[Sabatta]

granted, but you wet yourself after learning it ;D

I wish i knew why my submition isn't in the caption game...

[JDog]

Granted, but you die in the end.
I wish Jack would visit the forums once in awhile.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but he BANS you! MUHAHAHAHAHA!  :P

I wish I could laugh more! :P

[JDog]

Granted, but you die of laughter, AH! ;D
I wish it was tomorrow.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but it's tomorrow A YEAR FROM NOW! :P