corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but _____________________
                 (Insert corruption here)

[JDog]

I wish you'd stop doing that.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but everyone else does it.
I wish Wolf Link didn't disagree with me 90% of the time.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, he disagrees with you 91% of the time.

I wish tha *reference to how I'm a broken - broken record*

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, except you are grounded forever for saying that. Good luck guessing what I filled in for the rest of that wish.
I wish my brother would stop getting me in trouble for things he's doing.

[JDog]

Granted, but he does it to other people.
I wish this girl I kind of like would respond in a possitive way with this email I sent her, no corruption please.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, I know what it's like.  :(
I wish we had better breakfast food here.

[JDog]

granted, but its weird never heard of before food.
I wish I had a wish.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, it's the greatest wish ever. But it's too late to wish for it.
I wish for *car passes by honking*, isn't that a cool wish?!

[JDog]

uuummmm, granted?
I wish that wasn't such a confusing wish.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but instead it insults you.
I wish you were more imaginative, like Akatsuki or Shika.

[JDog]

Not granted, lol, I have no imagination
I wish this show wasn't so boring.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted but your TV explodes, causing damage to your house.
I wish I could go rock-climbing today.

[JDog]

Granted, but you fall and break several bones, one inch away from dying.
I wish I had something to do.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, you get to community service with old people.
I wish that WL would stop getting confused by me.