corrupt a wish game

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but nothing actually happens.

I wish there were garage sales with stuff I wanted.

[Keaton]

Granted, but the stuff you get is broken or not as cool as you think, and you accidentally die by using one of them wrong.

I wish that I was king of the world!

[Mr. bubbles]

granted but the poeple REVOLT

[JDog]

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Keaton]

Your wish is granted as a murderer comes through the window and eviscerates you, then forces you to eat your own intestines with a fork while they're still attached.  You scream in pain, but nobody comes to your aid.  You're no longer bored, however.

I wish that my soul was at peace.

[JDog]

Granted, but I come to destroy it.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Keaton]

Granted, as you get injected with a Beijing cocktail.  Don't run out of adrenaline, or you'll die.

I wish I could think of something to wish.

[JDog]

Granted, but you just wished for something.
I wish I wasn't so hoooottttttt.

[Keaton]

Granted, as you become the ugliest slug in all of slugdom.

The slugs pour salt on you as a hate crime.

[JDog]

I meant weather wise?
I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Evilbob]

granted, but you become the emotionless cyborg-navigator of the CSC (Commonwealth Star Carrier) Europa, so you have no emotions.

I wish draggie was here...

[JDog]

granted, but he or she dies.
I wish I knew who that was.

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish the sirens in my head would stop screaming their repetitive warning cry.

[JDog]

granted, but you corrupt my wish!
I wish you'd corrupt my wish!!!!! >:(

[Keaton]

Granted, but your wish becomes something really nice and prissy instead of the dark-and-evil look that you wanted.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish last time I posted...