corrupt a wish game

[Keaton]

Granted, but everyone resents you and you kill yourself out of depression.

I wish that I wished a wish that would be better than any wish ever wished by a wisher of wishes.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but it's now my wish because that sounds like something I would wish for.

I wish for what The End wished for.

[Keaton]

Granted, but I wished I would get what you wished for.

TIME PARADOX!

I wish I could feel love again...[/emo]

[Evilbob]

Granted, but it's furry love :P

I wish I had control of this place... I would establish order.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but then the people revolt. Too much order is boring!

I wish I could get a Sega Saturn.

[Keaton]

Granted, but it's literally Saturn.  It suffocates you in its vapors.

I wish that I was a mod...

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but you unintentionally screw up the forums and get banned.

I wish I didn't have to rip open my Dreamcast and replace the battery inside.

[Keaton]

Granted, but instead...

You move to Soviet Russia, where Dreamcast rips open you!



I wish the CCCP (USSR) was still in power.  Seriously.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but then the song "Back in the USSR" plays twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, everywhere you go.

I wish I didn't have to use a dial-up connection with my Dreamcast. Stupid onboard 56k modem...

[Keaton]

Granted, but instead you get Vista loaded onto it.
(shudder)


I wish that I never ever had Vista.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but I think it'd be pretty cool to have Vista on my Dreamcast, instead of just Windows CE.

I wish I had more room for game systems.

[Keaton]

Granted, as someone comes into your house and steals everything but the game systems... including the adapters, the controllers, the games, and you.

And yeah, the TV, too.





I wish I was loved.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you're chased by a bunch of fans.
I wish I had high speed internet.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it breaks down.

I wish the battery in my Dreamcast wasn't broken.

[Vaati]

Granted, but there's a battery leakage.
I wish it wasn't so cold in the morning.