corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

Granted, but I eat it.
I wish For something to do.

[Takun]

Granted, But then theres too much to do.

I wish that i had more silly putty.

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but then it becomes a silly putty monster!

I wish I had a laptop.

[Takun]

Granted but a silly putty monster eats it.

I wish the silly monster was tame.

[Peka]

Granted, but the evil putty monster is not.

I wish for a lollipop.

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but I eats it.

I wish for some gatorade.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's ketchup-flavored.
I wish, there was something yummy to eat.

[Peka]

Granted, but you eat too much you get a stomach ache.

I wish I didn't have to give a picture back to a friend.  8)

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but now you have to give them your computer.

I wish non-ketchup flavored gatorade.

[Peka]

Granted, but it will be mustard-flavored.

I wish my stupid printer would work!  ???

[Takun]

Granted but an evil putty monster eats it.

I wish the putty monsters would fight.

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but when they hit each other they stick together and become one silly putty monster.

I wish i had some apple pie.

[Aureliano]

It is loaded with a vial of antimatter.  When you bite down and break it, you will disintegrate.

I wish I could turn into a wolf

[BaconWarrior]

granted but then you get fleas.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released.

[Aureliano]

I m not even going to TRY to jinx this.  Anyone who does will die.  Actually,  granted, it gets released today.

I wish I had a million dollers.