corrupt a wish game

[Takun]

Granted but the day project Deluge is to be released I destroy it because it sounds retarded.

I wish I was the best drummer in the world.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it's only in Rock Band. Attempting to play real drums gives you headaches and seizures.

I wish I had some way to browse the internet when I'm not at home.

[HylianHero92]

Granted, but the internet soon corrupts your brain and all you are ever able to do again is see how long you can listen to: "Hey, Hey, LISTEN!!!!"


I wish I had teh Chibi-Robos

[Takun]

Granted but they turn on you and slowly torture you, day by day.

I wish I could breath under water.

[Vaati]

Granted but the Zoras take you to their underwater city of Atlantis.
I wish summer wasn't almost over.

[Takun]

Granted but now the same day repeats over and over forever.

I wish I could fly

[BlazikenRules]

Granted,you'll probably smash into a building

[BlazikenRules]

I wish I owned all of Hyrule

[HylianHero92]

Granted, but Link comes to save Hyrule and OWNZ U IN THE FACE!!!!111!!!



I wish Zelda Classic wasn't so mean and would let me play other people's quests.

[BlazikenRules]

Granted,but everyone can play your quests

[Twilight Wolf]

I wish I had a pony...

[HylianHero92]

 ???


Everyone's supposed to play my quests!



And make a wish in the same post. Don't double post either!

[cacturnerules]

yea, i already gave him a whole shpeal about double posts and the game and the fact that he has to corrupt your wish.

[BlazikenRules]

Granted,but it poops all over and everyone hates you for stinking


I wish I had a Ganon

[HylianHero92]

Granted, but he takes over the world and eats your goldfish.



I wish Navi would shut up and die.