corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but (I feel so bad, yet happy!) she laughs and leaves you and you end up like me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I came up with a better corruption.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Since you did not wish anything good you are randomly awarded 200 rupees.
I wish she wouldn't... wait... I wish I could ASPLODE!

[Pale Dim]

Granted, I happily accept the 200 rupees, but then a curse will befall you that you ASPLODE violently and painfully!

I wish my thumb wouldn't hurt.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I give you a band aid but it doesn't help.
I wish She will listen to me and won't get on.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but was that supposed to sound wrong?

Too disturbed to make another wish...which is weird, because I'm listening to Disturbed right now!

[The Glamour Nazi]

You kinda killed it...
I wish it was revived.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but I kill it again!

[The Glamour Nazi]

You evil person.

I wish havoc won't kill this again

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but I kill it again anyway.

I wish I had a wish.

[The Glamour Nazi]

granted but it's a Black Joker you loose EXP and Draw again.

I wish I could be in an adventure/ RPG and have unlimited lives and not really feel too much pain

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you live to the end of time itself!

I wish he didn't call Mags a n00b.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but I call him a chewb instead and get Rwned worse.

[Pale Dim]

I wish you were a Wookie.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but I rip your arm from your socket and do that gargle thing

RAAAARN RAAAWRN

I wish I could speak Jawa....

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish I were Boba Fett!