corrupt a wish game

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted cause they have.

I wish I was even happier

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you die of heart attack for being too happy.
I wish I could play the drums (a girl I know finds them sexy)

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted. You can now play the drums, but since you play them, the girl decides they are no longer sexy.

I wish for new episodes of mythbusters.

[TP Zelda]

granted, but they suck

i wish i had lots of money so i could buy this zelda stuff! XP

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but someone else buys it first.
I wish for a kind, pretty and smart girlfriend.

[TP Zelda]

granted, but she's a fake.

i wish i had more candy XP

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you become mikaudes girlfriend.

I wish Kate would text me.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but she tells you that she doesn't like you. At all.
You lose.
I wish I knew what the meaning of life was.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you're disappointed to find out that it's only forty-two.

I wish-- *gets bricked*

[HylianHero92]

*Brick denied*

I wish I could catch up with the Bleach episode currently airing.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it's canceled. Too bad.

I wish my hand wasn't in so much pain.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but your entire body minus your hand, is in excruciating pain.

I wish my dog would shut up.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it won't stop sniffing you.

I wish ZV wasn't being so thickheaded.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted. no corruption.


I wish my dog would stop sniffing me. o_O

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but he starts licking you.
I wish I could live in the same town as one of you