corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

I wish Fascists (including governments with very similar ideas) weren't in America.

[saria returns]

I wish  all humans were killled by a giant sand worm. :D ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

 :o You guys aren't corrupting the wishes!  They're supposed to backfire on the wisher!

Granted, but your slaves will be eaten also.

I wish Tingle could live forever.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but he always annoys you and lives in your house.  :o    I wish Goron Mountain in Holodrum (Oracle of Seasons game) was warmer.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but it will smell like an army of AK cats died in there.  And good job, Whocares.  That really did backfire on me.  I was trying to make it so Tingle would die.

I wish I had a penny.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but it's conterfit, goro.

[Hi no Seijin]

I am a horrible artist. ;)

[Aero]

I wish I was a deku scrub.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but then you could burn easily.

I wish my dogs owned a printing press.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but they'd then fool people using propaganda into thinking other people stole their money. I wish I killed Hitler.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but the undoing of the space-time continuum would erase you from time.

I wish my senior key was the master key to every lock that was ever made and will be made.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but that would cause the U.S. government to go all over the country to look for you and put you under arrest for breaking and entering. ;)

I wish that TP wouldn't come out soon.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted.  It'll come out when we're all dead.

I tried that kind of wishing before.  It doesn't work. ;)

I wish my next wish won't come true.

[MagmarFire]

Granted; your previous wishes came true. ;)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but the undoing of the space-time continuum would erase you from time.

I wish my senior key was the master key to every lock that was ever made and will be made.

I'm not German, so I couldn't have been erased, goro. Good luck next time, goro. I wish I really was a Goron.