corrupt a wish game

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but it's closed...

I wish I had a snack

(and I got a new batch free plus the like half that were still eatable from the first box)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but you can't eat it.

I wish for nothing.

[Water Within]

Granted, but you get it in abundance.

I wish I had my own laptop.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but you drop it.

I wish I had my own laptop.

[Water Within]

Granted, but in my angry turbulence from dropping my laptop, I swat yours into a pool.

I wish I had more time.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you lose more space....

I wish the my internet wasn't used by so many things so the PS3 wouldn't lag

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but nothing is ever updated anymore.
I wish my sister didn't have a Type A personality.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but your mother gets it...

I wish my ceiling fan worked

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but your too tall and it kills you. Oopsie Daisy.

I wish that wasn't so gruesome....

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but it is still a flesh-wound.

I wish my Spring Break would last longer than a week.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but it rains the whole time and all power goes out....

I wish I had a cupcake

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it tastes horrid.

I wish my date was earlier than 6:00.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but it was a prank date.

JOKING HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! Instead you get a normal uncorrupted wish.

I wish I was happy.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you can't change emotions...

I wish I was purple

[Water Within]

Granted, but You get red dye spilled on you, thus becoming brown.

I wish I had a faster metabolism.