corrupt a wish game

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but you would be Biggoron, so you can't go anywhere.  Also, even though you're not German, going back in time and killing Hitler may erase you from time anyways.  There is an effect called the Butterfly Effect.  A butterfly flaps it wings in Tokyo, and a storm rises up in New York.  Changing one little thing in the past can have drastic effects in the present.

Getting back to the game, I wish Nintendo hired Howard Shore to work along side with Koji Kondo.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but right after they join a bomb explodes and kills them. I wish I had an army of tripods that would always work and nothing could backfire and they were indestructable and I would stay in one forever and have all the things I need or want in their. Also, not even this game or anything else could make something go wrong and make it bad. Beat that, goro.

[Hi no Seijin]

 :o  You killed the man behind The Lord of the Rings soundtrack!

Granted, but you forgot to account for the power of Hi no Seijin.  I go back in time and pull off any amazing sequence of events that lead to you sitting on the self destruct button.  All within what history has already told us, so the present is unchanged. ;D

I wish for Whocares to be resurrected after he blows himself up. ;)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but I'm a zombie and eat your brains for desert.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but they were poisoned because of that show he watched on TV.

I wish that I were the best gamer in the world! ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but you lost that title when you die. ;D

Whocares, you can't get past my Barrier of Light as a zombie. ;)

I wish for nothing.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but nothing else you wish for will come true.

I wish I could finish my cola.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but it's flat since you left it out for so long.

Well, there's no point for me to make a wish now. ;D

[MagmarFire]

LOL! Funny, man! ;D

Anyway, I wish my computer(s) would start working properly.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but everyone else's stopped working, so they're all mobbing you for your computer(s). ;D

I wish I could come back into the game. ;D

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you got out of your house, and, therefore, got trampled by the mob.

I wish I could use Thundaga magic. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you forget how to use it 2 seconds after you read this reply is posted. I wish Sesame Street characters would fight each other and die.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but they'd reincarnate and join Tingle's army. ;D

I wish thunderstorms never existed!

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but toddlers would take over the world in a fight of rage.

I wish I could find some one adept in using Lightning Magic.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but the person locks you in a closet and spreads bad rumors about you.