corrupt a wish game

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you accidentally zap yourself in the process of casting.

I wish I had one more dollar. ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but I get a hundred more than you do.  And the first thing I always learn is how to not hurt myself with my own magic. ;D

I wish I was the foremost expert on something.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but a jelous terrorist shoots you.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but it was at inadvertantly helping Tingle. ;)

I wish my cat were no longer evil.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but all of your other pets turn evil.

I wish Navi would kill Tingle.  Finally, she would be of some use. ;)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but Navi then kills you. I wish for cereal and milk.

[alex]

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

[Hi no Seijin]

Thank you alex. ;)

I wish I knew some more Zelda fans at my school.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but they are kidnapped by Tingle.

[Hi no Seijin]

That's okay.  I'll save them. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

I wish Sheik was my ally. Also, I wish nothing could mess up the wishes on this post no matter what happens.

[MagmarFire]

I wish Tingle didn't know illegal ninja moves from the government!

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but...wait, I don't want to corrupt that.  You don't mind if I don't, do you?

I wish it would be August already.

[MagmarFire]

I DEFINITELY wouldn't mind! ;D

Granted, but we'd have beards by then... Am I being too soft?

[Hi no Seijin]

My beard would be thin enough to shave it as I normally do.