corrupt a wish game

[Keaton]

Granted, but it only sells games you hate.


I wish everyone loved me.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but they love you a little too much.

Good luck trying to get any privacy.

I wish I could come up with good usernames whenever I wanted to sign up for something...

[Keaton]

Granted, but you're still annoying.


I wish my next door neighbor was Jesus.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but because he would get so much attention, you, living so close to him, would never get any privacy.

I wish I had a teleporter device thing. I could go anywhere!

[Keaton]

Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL

Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.





I wish I had a rocket launcher.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but when you fire it, you accidentally hold it backwards. Ouch.

I wish I could drive...

[Keaton]

Granted.  You're driving me crazy.  :B

I wish I was still engaged.

[MagmarFire]

Granted! No, I don't have the heart to corrupt that one, Tacheon. ;)

I wish more people were on Brawl...

Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL

Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.

Yes. This automatically gets you the MagmarFire Award for 5/7/08! This is your second one! Congratulations! *round of applause*

[Keaton]

Granted! No, I don't have the heart to corrupt that one, Tacheon. ;)

You're so sweet, thank you.

I wish more people were on Brawl...

Granted, but all their lag is worse than yours.

Granted, but your first destination is STRAIGHT TO HELL

Speaking of which, I'm dining there tonight.

Yes. This automatically gets you the MagmarFire Award for 5/7/08! This is your second one! Congratulations! *round of applause*

YAY!  This is going in my diary.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted!

I wish you had remembered to wish.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but he wishes doom to fall upon us.

I wish the friggin' Wii Shop Channel would work...

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted, but it only translates into Mandarin.

I wish for an idea.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but as it turns out, it's a top government secret. The government incarcerates you for it.

I wish I had more space in my room...

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted! I have now disintegrated your bed.

I wish more people watched Dr. Who.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but Dr. Who turns into The Who.

I wish I had a Japanese Sega Saturn...