corrupt a wish game

[MagmarFire]

I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!!  :'( :'(

Sorry. Just had to get that out.

I'm wanting to say that's a Chris Crocker reference for some reason.

Also, granted, but it contains blueberries.

The berries of EVIL.

[Pale Dim]

I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!!  :'( :'(

Sorry. Just had to get that out.

I'm wanting to say that's a Chris Crocker reference for some reason.

Also, granted, but it contains blueberries.

The berries of EVIL.

It is. What a weirdo.

Plus:
"Wow, what are all those berries?

Those, Link, are the Berries of EVIL. You must conquer each!"

Now, all lame jokes aside, I just want to say this:

Granted, but you die for not making a wish.

I wish Mags made a wish.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it makes you go on another Chis Crocker rant.

I wish dog's lived as long as horses...or even better: sea turtles!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you live as long as a dog 0.o

I wish I could find all my movies right when I want them.

[Water Within]

Granted, but your brother wants to play Black Ops.

I wish I could play Black Ops.

[Vaati]

Granted, but...umm...I don't know. It's no fun?
I wish I wasn't so stressed about my Psych final on Friday.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you find out that dealing with the stress was the final and fail.

I wish I could realize when I'm being a jerk

[Pale Dim]

Granted.

I wish I could open a portal from this dimension to the next.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you get a creepy robot promising you cake and trying to kill you.

I wish my computer didn't get so many viruses all the time.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but that's because it explodes from awesomeness...

I wish I had the power of persuasion

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but it fails about 99% of the time.

I wish my room mate wasn't transferring.  =[

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you transfer instead....

I wish my water was back on at my place...

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's really muddy.
I wish it was summer.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but it snows all summer long and you have to stay inside...

I wish I didn't feel so bad right now

[Vaati]

Oxymoron!

Granted, but you're so happy, you can't stop smiling and then your muscles in your face hurt.

I wish my sister had told me she was sick before she invited me over.