The Random Game #2

[Twilight Wolf]

That's no way to treat your elders. Go to your room.

[Vaati]

Scott: Dad, he put this in my sheets! (Holds up dead skunk)
Dr. Evil: Who?
Scott: Your stupid...Mini-You! He put roadkill in my sheets!
Dr. Evil: Oh, I don't believe it! Mini-Me, you don't ever do that again! Do you hear me?! Don't you ever do that again!!!......I can't stay mad at you.

[Twilight Wolf]

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day."

[BaconWarrior]

..................*insert witty yet random and completely random comment"........

[Vaati]

You wanna see a chair fly?

[Twilight Wolf]

You wanna see a chair fly?

Are they like house flies?

[Vaati]

(Throws chair up in the air and it breaks) Like that.

[BaconWarrior]

  ..............What you expected me to say something?

[Vaati]

Location! Location! Loaction!

[DarkZelda]

When the elephant dies in pinnapple space clocks the blue cards of death will glow and spontaniously combust in the computer's internal chip whill at the same time Bob drinks tequilla in the moon's heart when paint dries on the mushroom's home's wallpaper's walrus in the couch and laundry baskets on the grill at the local Olive Garden.

[Vaati]

Back on the ledge! Back on the ledge!...Augh!!!(Throws down controller) This game sucks!!!  

[DW]

Never gonna give you up!

[Carpet Merchant]

Rule #1 Pillage THEN burn.

[DW]

Kenneth! My virginity is a priceless thing to me!

[Vaati]

Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop scaring Smithers!