Ask Ezlo questions

[Gamefreak]

This will be the sticky where we ask Ezlo his questions.  

[DW]

Dear Ezlo: If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is around to hear it, how do we know it fell?

[Zelda Veteran]

Dear Ezlo:

Should I get a piercing?

[Mysterious F.]

Dear Ezlo, this is more of a warning than a question, but I thought you might want to know that Gamefreak is now your boss. Do you think that he will be nicer or meaner than Jack?

[MatthewThief]

dear Ezlo, whats the 1st thing you think of when i say umbrella?

[Mysterious F.]

Ummm, I suggest that each member should make their own question topic like I did instead of making a new topic for each question, so as to avoid an overflow of topics.

[Fishalicious]

Or just PM Ask Ezlo with them instead.

[darkphantomime]

Dear Ezlo,
        If my head is bigger than Mount Olympus, then how does Death Mountain stand under its own weight?

[MagmarFire]

Dear Ezlo,

I heard that you dated a tree once. Is this true?

[Fishalicious]

Dear Ezlo,

Can you please tell people to stop thinking I'm a fish.. or a meuniere? ;___; (delicious though I may be.)

[Mysterious F.]

Dear Ezlo,

            I have the embarising pictures of you that Jack used as Blackmail. Words cannot describe their disturbingness. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Zelda Veteran]

I would just ask that a MOD deletes everything that isn't a question in this topic. Thanks

(that includes this)

[Mysterious F.]

That means what I said and what you said, and I rather have my suggestion not be ignored and deleted without being taken into consideration. So basically, just that post you made, actually.

Dear Ezlo, I looked behind the curtain that said "Do not look behind the curtain". It's a very big surprise that was behind it. So, are you going to guess what was behind the curtain? It's very unexpected.

[Bboy94]

Special appearance in Brawl? Assist trophy? Hmm?

[Mysterious F.]

Ezlo: Is it Evlis?!?! I KNEW he was still alive!

Note: I am not the won who became Ezlo. I didn't even want to be Ezlo. Too much hard work.