Ask Ezlo questions

[Carpet Merchant]

Dear Ezlo,
Is there any hope?

[Vaati]

Dear Ezlo,
Can you get Link to stab that stupid dog that poops in our yard in the neck?

[cacturnerules]

Dear Ezlo,

If a train leaves a station in Miami at 4:00, going 60 mph, and heads north, and another train leaves a station in New York City at 11:00, going 50 mph, and heads south, what time will dinner be done?

[Mr. bubbles]

Dear Ezlo,
Can I have your house.

[Fierce Deity Link]

Dear Ezlo,

Do you have a portal gun? What do you use it for?

[Vaati]

Dear Ezlo,
If you could, would you be Link's scarf, too? *snicker*

[ZeldaFreak]

Dear Ezlo,
Can you make me a hat like Link's?

[Fierce Deity Link]

Dear Ezlo,

If a train traveling at 60 mph leaves NY at 3:00 p.m, and I'm standing in the way of the tracks with my Portal Gun, when will I shoot it?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Dear Ezlo,

   Why won't they release the tingle RPG? I want it!... Uh... So i can make him lose...?

[cacturnerules]

Dear Ezlo,

  WHERE R U?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Dear Ezlo

I know how old you are ezlo, you put it in your profile. MWAHAHAHAHA

[Hi no Seijin]

Dear Ezlo,

   Why won't they release the tingle RPG? I want it!... Uh... So i can make him lose...?

Yeah, yeah, I'm not Ezlo.  But they did; in Japan and Europe.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I mean over here!!!!

Also

Dear ezlo

How do you spell your name?

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm not Ezlo, either, but you could always import it from Europe. It'll play on your DS with no problem, and it should be in English.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Okey dokes....

Dear Ezlo,

Why do the weird unicorns on Charlie the Unicorn inflate like they do in CtU2?