Ask Ezlo questions

[JDog]

Dear ezlo, are you smarter than a 5th grader? I hope so, cause if your not thats pretty bad. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Dear Ezlo, did you know that your actual secretary is Dan Green?

[JDog]

I gott another good one, dear ezlo, WAZZZZZ UPPPP? ;D

[DW]

...Ethan, none of those have really been good, it's copying slogans...

Dear Ezlo, If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, why am I singing about it?

[Bboy94]

Dear Ezlo, do you have one of these lives people speak of?
Or a boot to the head?

[JDog]

Dear Ezlo, are you my mommy? ;D

[violinist]

Dear Ezlo, What's your favorite Zelda game?

[darkphantomime]

Dear Ezlo,
       Why does Orange Juice make my eyes and hair burn to the point of combustion?

[Vaati]

Ezlo has informed me that due to extreme circumstances, he will be unable to take your calls at the moment.

So instead of waiting and waiting and waiting I offer a new service!

*Uses remote to turn on TV*

Announcer: 1001 reasons why picori go good with culinary arts. Featuring: Stewed Minish, Fried Minish Sauteed Minish, and my favorite, minish pot pie!

*switches TV off*

...

O_0

I think I've hadf enough shock for one day...

OMG! Fried Minish is one of the entres that I use in my play! (Zora Sticks, Fried Minish, Korok Meat Loaf, Tokay Soup, Zora Blood Punch, Minish Stew)

Anyway

Dear Ezlo,
Have you ever eaten Fried Minish?...Okay, I'll get right to the point: Daphne says your a cannibal.

P.S. What does Daphne look like?

[Bboy94]

Why did Vaati forget the Zora coffee?

[Mysterious F.]

Dear Ezlo, what is the worst question that has been sent to you so far?

Dear Ezlo, I meant besides that question.

[Kairi]

Do you like doggies?

[Mysterious F.]

Dear Ezlo, I don't think I need your answer anymore.

Dear Ezlo, don'tcha wish your card games were fun-like-mine!

[Bboy94]

Dear Ezlo, why is Whocares required to only have one sentence letters?

[Rev Rabies]

dear ezlo, why arent you answering our questions?