Fav adult swim cartoon

[medli]

lol havent watched family guy in years....only watch futrama now....so i'll say this
                          leela rox!

[dan_the_man]

here are some of my fave quotes

WARNING MAY BE OFFENCIVE 2 SUM PPL
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if
i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people. (P.S- THAT IS ONLY FUNI IF U HAVE SEEN IT)

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You bastard

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

(NEWS REPORTERS)
Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear.

Steve(crinimal): Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.

[Zelda Veteran]

Family guy is hilariouse! I love that show, and so does everyone else i know! those were spot on quotes too!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

do u have the sound track or what is ur fav song of family guy mine is "You Have AIDS"

[Zelda Veteran]

I like: Cant touch me. lol

[dan_the_man]

lol yeh! the 'worm' bit is sooo funi!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

yea that is funny but so is "give up toad"

[dan_the_man]

thats got good lyricks but is a bit to retro 80's 4 me

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

thats 1 of the things that made it funny
oh and only on DVD "Peter is slow" changed my mind that was my fav.

[Pyrgusfinn]

you guys are awsome...

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Yeay??  
oh and how could i 4get "stewies sexy party" the song not music with him dancing

[Pyrgusfinn]

yes. that is a good thing. But I must say that family guy is so much better than you guys. even though pea tear is pretty much family guy with legs (hopefully)

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

that is true
ppl at school that i don't know calls me Family Guy kid

[Pyrgusfinn]

that would be totally awsome. im known as the sarcastic bitch who doesn't have a life besides band and softball.  sadly that is true and not sarcasm.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

wow that is sad at least ppl no me 4 sumthing I am GOD at