ATTENTION! (Topic worth posting in HERE)

[JDog]

Can't say I know of any.

[Gamefreak]

Can't say I know of any.

Then why bother replying?  No offense, but you seem to post like this quite often.  If you have nothing to contribute to a discussion, then don't post, "I don't know, or What are you talking about".  Just wait until something comes up that you can talk about before you can post again.

[DW]

Exactly, half his posts are 'Did I miss something?' or 'What?'

and another quarter of them are 'Sock me sideways!' :P

Why don't you say that anymore? :-\

Anyways, there is some news. Van Halen is reuniting! W00T!

Also, there was something else...Oh yeah, apparently they're starting to find these scams where people are pretending to be pregnant and selling their babies to people who want kids online, talking to them about the progress and everything, and having the soon-to-be parents send them money to care for the baby, then they disappear when the nine months is up and they're supposed to be having the baby. That's one of the cruelest scams I've ever heard of..

[darkphantomime]

Why do people trust other people over the iinternet again?

[Commodore Axilon]

Well, you're trusting what Shikamaru says is true, aren't you?

[Gamefreak]

I would say that I trust everyone here.

[DW]

We need that ICE BURN! pic, STAT!

Anyways, they even talked on the phone and stuff, and went so far as to send fake Mammograms from friend's kids or something. It's just...wow.

[MasterKeyX]

People disgust me. That's using... the gift of life for profit. Disgusting, indeed....

Anyway, in brighter news, Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron's homerun record. The New York Post up here thinks he uses steroids, though.  :P The wrote his record on the cover in syringes. It was funny.  ;)

[Commodore Axilon]

Yeah, the guy's a filthy cheater. The record is still Hank's as far as I'm concerned.

[DW]

Yeah, you gotta think, even if he wasn't on roids, the game is different now. It's a lot easier to hit home runs. It's still Hank's.

[MasterKeyX]

Well, I certaintly think he did cheat. I mean, he kinda came out of nowhere and began hitting hundreds of homeruns. Not only that, Hank Aaron is respectable. I've heard some really bad stories about Bonds and his attitude.

[DW]

and 'Roids give you a temper, so there you go.

Seriously though, his head and feet have been growing, an effect of 'Roids, and they aren't supposed to be growing at his age.

[MasterKeyX]

Then we all know that something else of Barry's is shrinking....  ;D ;D

Hank Aaron is a better player, no matter what. Bonds can hit as many as he wants. Hank is still the man.

In other news... didja hear about the bridge collapse in the Twin Cities?

[DW]

Yeah, we talked about that earlier. It's so stupid how they didn't do anything about it when they had clues it needed to be replaced 50 years ago.

[darkphantomime]

Uhh... Dude, the bridge was built in 1965.

And just to take advantage of the 'roids confusion...

Does Bonds also have trouble sitting down and/or with constipation?