Link would lose his head if it wasn't screwed on!!

[Evilbob]

plz. dn't bring that twat hitler in all this.

Hitler was a great leader (sounds insane but stick with me)
After reconstructing germany after 2 catastrophic depressions he reconstructed everything.
then he ruins it with going too far invading people and gets his arse kicked, death camps are discovered and, BAM! everyone hates hitler

[Davros]

There is a theory that Hitler had little power over what happened in Germany. Once the death camps and punishment of Jews and other minorities began Hitler was never seen or heard to order these things to happen. Most orders and signed documents came from high members of the SS. Hitler seemingly new little of the "ultimate clensing" of minorities ( Though I doubt this theory is correct).

[MagmarFire]

Okay, not to be rude, really, but what does that have to do with the topic?

[Evilbob]

nothing. absoloutley nothing.

[The Postman]

Sweeeeeeeeeet!!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

I read the first page of replys and the fifth page, so I hope I'm not skipping anything important, but as for the first page.  Link somehow loses his equipment between OoT and MM.  Perhaps he has outgrown them in MM and can no longer carry them around.  And, of course, he is still too small to carry his adult equipment around.

[Evilbob]

maybe he's drunk and is challenged to eat them, he fails, but wrecks his gear.

[Hi no Seijin]

I can see the possibility in kid Link getting drunk.  I doubt Hyrule would have age limits on alcohol.  But that wouldn't be very responsible of the Hero of Time, now would it?

[Davros]

As I said before... Where did the alcohol come from? Unless he just got drunk on milk like Ingo does in MM (very strange guy that man...). As for his equipment he might have got so obsessed with his shiny equipment that he only wanted to take his bare essentials with him on his quest to find Navi.

[Hi no Seijin]

As I said before, Nintendo doesn't show alcohol to keep the games clean.  I think all Hyrulians hid the stash somewhere.  Maybe the the cows are drunk, and as a result the milk is alcoholic.

Speaking of cows, maybe cows ate Link's equipment while he was trying to ask Malon to borrow Epona.  Or maybe he was trying to ask Malon out on a date when the cows ate Link's stuff.

[Evilslayer]

I read the first page of replys and the fifth page, so I hope I'm not skipping anything important, but as for the first page.  Link somehow loses his equipment between OoT and MM.  Perhaps he has outgrown them in MM and can no longer carry them around.  And, of course, he is still too small to carry his adult equipment around.

Or maybe he just didn't bring them?

[Hi no Seijin]

Of course, but why go into unfamiliar land without every weapon you possess?  And there's the problem of food.  I doubt a sword is going to work, not unless you kill a bear that's attacking you.  Besides, cows eating the equipment is funnier than Link just not bringing his equipment.

[Davros]

Or the cuckoo's could have had something to do with it. Yes, they always seem very evil...

[Hi no Seijin]

Yes, the cucoos stole Link's equipment as revenge for all the times he's mistreated them.  Now they are going to attack Link and make him eat his own equipment.

[Mysterious F.]

Personnally, I think that Link didn't leave ALL weapons behind. He did have the sword and shield with him. Just needed to get that out.